install theme
  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
sunny afternoon


skate-high:

ONE TIME I WAS FLIRTING WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE ASKED ME HOW OLD I WAS AND I TOLD HER I WAS 18 BUT IM REALLY 17 AND SHE BELIEVED ME AND I HOOKED UP WITH HER SHE IS 26 THIS IS ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS I JUST WANTD TO SHARE IT

SHE WAS A FRESHMAN WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARDEN I CANT STOP LAUGHING

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

helpmegibbler: The Whisky a Go Go last night. The Whisky, the Roxy and The Viper Room have just dimmed their lights for 10 minutes in Ray’s honor. The time is 9:31pm - the exact time Ray passed away in Germany. A touching tribute on the Sunset Strip. RIP Ray Manzarek…
theamericankid: I can’t love this enough

chromatic-cherry:

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

Why don’t we do this